Saturday, December 11, 2010

Wu Tang Clan Name Generator

Wu Tang Clan Name GeneratorWu Tang Clan Name Generator:The Wu-Tang Clan has always been famous for its ability to create their own languages. So we do not to have to school you on the etymology of "Shaolin", "Killa Bees", etc.., Right? It All Begins with the names, of course, which is why this new Wu-Tang Name Generator is hours of fun. You just put your real name in, Hit the button and presto! You've got your very own Wu-ish deal. The Wu-Tang name of your Truly? "X-around Bastard." I'll take it.Wu Tang Clan Name Generator:Let's Say you're an aspiring rapper. And, let's say you love the Wu Tang Clan (so much That your only dream is join them). And let's also say for the sake of this example, that his name is Harold Rubenfeld. Oh no. Tough Break, Harold. There's no way You'll Be Able to become the Shaolin Masters with a name like that. They've got awesome names like:

Method Man:



―�Ol 'Dirty Bastard

Ghostface Killah

―�Inspectah Deck

―�Raekwon The Chef

And so-and so forth (not Actually the name, but kind of fits, does not it?Anyway, Harold would b cut in the predicament and would take his rapping cred takes a hit If not for the Wu Tang Clan NAME Generator. (Sorry for the all caps, but I just got excited). Actually we found a couple versions Out There both performer and the task at hand: Here and here. We're partial to lattes, rather than the simple "Enter" button, it's labeled "Enter The Wu-Tang. Those cheeky bastards.

So let's put in Harold's name and Enter the Wu-Tang. Voila! Harold is now "Phantom Assassin. He's now ready to enter the 36 Chambers. So Go ahead and try it out. Even if you're not an aspiring rapper with an Unfortunate name, you too deserve to Be an honorary member of the Wu-Tang Clan.

No comments:

Post a Comment