10 Things Guys Should Never Say To Girls

10 Things Guys Should Never Say To Girls: She's just a friend.Yeah right. If she's attractive and single we see her as a threat. If

she reallyis just a friend, let us know the reason why. Is it because she's not your type,

she has a boyfriend, she has an annoying personality? We like to be reassured that you're

not secretly into your "friend".

I'll call you tonight at 8pm.Do NOT give a specific time or date of when you will be

calling unless you intend to keep your word. If you say you will call tonight, we are

expecting a calltonigh t. Not calling will set off all sorts of alarms that will lead to us not

trusting you. If you don't know when you will call, you can say something like, "I'll talk

to you later."

She's hot!We like to think that, at least inyour eyes,we are the hottest woman on the

planet. Pointing out that someone else is attractive will not earn you any brownie points.

We don't want to know if you think anyone else is hot, so zip it!

I don't use condoms.That's nice. We don't want an STD. Condoms are a fact of life in

today's society, so unless you've been tested and plan to be monogamous, get used to

them.

I love you � If you don't mean it, you'll be opening Pandora's Box. Women do not take

this statement lightly. We are waiting for you to say it and when you do, we assume the

relationship is moving to the next level. If you're not ready for that, then don't utter these

three little words until you are.

Did you gain weight?Does this one really need an explanation? You shouldn't even

say this jokingly, even if your girlfriend is stick thin. Just as you don't want to hear

anything about your "size", women don't want to hear about their weight.

My ex always/never/used to… If your ex is still on your mind so much that you need to

constantly bring her up, then why are you dating us? Relationships are difficult enough

without the ghost of your ex floating around. Either get back with her or shut up.

You remind me of my mother. Do not compare your mother to your girlfriend unless

you've made it clear that you absolutely adore your mother and think the world of her.

Did we have plans?Oh no you didn't! If we've made plans to get together, we've been

looking forward to it all day. We've been thinking about how to dress and how to do our

hair. Don't rain on our parade by being dumb enough to forget or there will be hell to

pay.

Keep in touch/Call me. What the heck isthat supposed to mean? That you don't plan

on ever calling us again? That you wantus to call you next time? That you're unsure

how we feel about you and you want to see if we'll call? There's too much room for